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And even then it's a crapshoot whether you'll pick it up on the first try or in midair after jumping around it a hundred times* in your little "happy treasure dance."
*I'm a gamepad heathen. »
"Your program has stopped working. »"Windows is checking anyway for a non-existent solution to the problem..."
Jason, honey, baby, I have to know: Have you ever had a fine little chuckle, chortle, and/or guffaw with Mr. Tabeta at Toriyama's expense? I mean, as the figurehead of the last offline, mainline Final Fantasy—that one—he's had to have come up in conversation at some point. Was there ever an eye roll, a furrowed brow,… »
"Surely you must know your own value as one of the last 'Wih-Mihn" humans in existence? We've already lost Luke Skywalker's the Almighty's aunt Peru or Baloo or whatever, and we're still reeling from the death of Queen Dalai-Lama-Almond-Dollar, blessed be her funny name. ...But if you must go, it is imperative you… »
Would it really be so much work for Capcom to enable it? Can't help but think the feature was there by default and disabled late in development. PC players adjust settings all the time to get a stable experience, and there are plenty who—intentionally!— hook up to their TV and a gamepad for a console experience. Just… »
I'm only guessing, but maybe there's something cultural at work. A Japanese horror monster might have an easier time terrifying/stalking/hunting its victims are less likely to ask for help or confide in others because it'd be a burden. Things aren't as scary the more people stick together and share their problems.… »
May as well have been called the "Yaranaika Engine." Except with breasts instead of, y'know, cocks. »
Bioware needs to stop hiring a million writers to explain why they couldn't be bothered to include a race's women or entire heavily promoted gameplay features. Three Mass Effect games and we didn't see one Turian woman until we paid for some DLC! I don't care how many jokes or witty nostalgic callbacks you put in the… »